To Be A LadyTo be a lady, one mustTo Be A Lady by UncleGran-Gran
And be able to walk with books atop her head
While walking downstairs
And smiling politely
In a dress that took
Hours to put on,
Will take hours to
And doesnt allow you to breathe for the hours youre stuck in it.
She must always listen to her husband
If she has one,
And if she doesnt
Then she had better
Find one quick
Because its just so unusual to be a
She must never so more
Than bat an eyelash
Must never cry
Or smile in any way
That would seem
And out of character.
Master the art of always
Even in absolute chaos
When even the
Men are a bit
This is why I chose not
To be a lady.
Being a lady is just too much work
For a girl like me.
Current Residence: Georgia, USA
Favourite genre of music: Alternative
Favourite photographer: Joey!
Favourite style of art: Fantasy, dark.
Operating System: Insanity, baby, insanity.
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Favourite cartoon character: Beavis
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